Your Real Life Levels

If you took the Runescape skills and thought to yourself "how skilled am I at these in real life?" what would your levels be? Make it realistic; so if you think you couldn't make a wooden table IRL, then put your construction as lower than 10 because that's the level needed to make a wooden table in RS. You can include made up skills if you want, and you don't have to do every skill. And when doing a skill that doesn't exist IRL, either translate it to something that does or guess how good at it you'd be. I will share my real life levels:

-Attack: 60
Hard to convert combat stats to real life. Even though I don't have a ton of combat experience, I feel like I could attack accurately enough to hit lesser demons etc.
-Strength: 50
Apparently a realistic man in RS is only lvl 2 combat and probably 2 str (the level 2 attackable men), but I put str at 50 to be relative to my attack
-Defense: 68
Just try to hit me and see what happens
-Hitpoints: 37
-Ranged: 31
-Magic: 42
What can I say, I make magic happen.
-Prayer: 68
-Runecrafting: 50
Yeah I'd be good at finding magical temples and making magical things in them.
-Construction: 15
-Agility: 83
-Herblore: 20
I can identify a few plants in the wild...
-Thieving: 32
Don't think I could steal from a guard, so it's gotta be lower than 40.
-Crafting: 6
-Fletching: 5
-Slayer: 70
I will hunt you down. I know your weakness.
-Hunter: 10
-Mining: 11
-Smithing: 21
-Fishing: 26
-Cooking: 35
-Firemaking: 42
-Woodcutting: 19
-Farming: 51
-Swag: 68
-Fun: 78
I know how to have it.

-Attack: 35
-Strength: 20
-Defense: 50
-Hitpoints: 80
-Ranged: 45
-Magic: Uhhh..."You're a wizard harry."
-Prayer: 1
-Runecrafting: 45
-Construction: 25
-Agility: 90
-Herblore: 30
-Thieving: 75
-Crafting: 30
-Fletching: 40
-Slayer: 45
-Hunter: 20
-Mining: 2 (I picked up a rock once lol)
-Smithing: 5 (You heat stuff up and cool it down then hit it with a hammer, right?)
-Fishing: 55
-Cooking: 20
-Firemaking: 40
-Woodcutting: 60
-Farming: 55

Ahahaha!! Nice...

Attack: 60
Str: 30 lol
Defense: 90
Being im always tensed, aware of my surroundings at all times and ready and thinking of the worst to come, knowing and thinking of the strategic move that would make defense overcome attacks!

HP:70..dont think my health is all that great but it aint too bad neither!

Premature post... apologies.

Construction/roofing: 50
Thieving: 5 ive stolen snacks out of the cupboard a few times...

Cooking: 15 haha
Cleaning: 80
Agility: 60
Slayer: 15 those pesky flies and spiders around my home didnt see it coming...
Magic: 99 because dragons are pretty magical!